Love Training In our "School of Life" we learn to rely on positive experience and therefore now we will conduct a love training, which is also based on the magical power of the word. Take a piece of paper and write various gentle words on it in legible handwriting for five minutes.

Jade rod in the cave of passion

I always want this and today it happened.
Thousands of poets and writers have described and continue to describe this state, when someone else penetrates into you and becomes yours, immensely yours, bringing a feeling of what you want again and again, you want always and everywhere. And at that moment the world stops, there is only this... Poets and writers call it and call it differently: from a jade wand to a stick, but everyone has always understood that this is just something you cannot live without.
If this rod, sword, stick, x ... does not exist in you, you cease to be a woman, affectionate and gentle, important and strong, you simply cease to be ...

Jade rod…
Why did those who know more about love than anyone living on Earth give such a chilling name to this beautiful creation of nature, this crown of grace and sensual pleasure: JADE ROD?
OH - and cold green?

So smooth - in its highest tension.
So graceful - in its light bend.
So gentle - like fluff on the cheek of a baby.
Why - jade, I asked myself question after question, meeting with this miracle on the pages of books, articles - and in real life.

After all, here it is: warm, in thin veins, dark pink, like strawberry ice cream - and just as tasty - n-yum!
Delightfully resilient and slightly convex - where there is a lot of blood inside: in caves, living caves of male flesh.
Trembling, slightly swaying - and asking for affection by itself.
Caress of the bosom, fingers, lips. Jade rod and the cave of the divine lotus...

Why - jade?
Until one day I saw: on black velvet, under the transparent glass of a shop window, at an exhibition of precious stones - a JADE ROD - made of pale pink jade - the rarest mineral created by nature.

Beautiful - beautiful ...

The jade massager is the tool most used in the ancient stone healing technique that has re-entered our lives.

Jade penis (double jade dildo). China, 10th-13th century

"So that's what you are, jade wand"

A thousand love pushes

1. To make contact and squeeze the jade rod in a back and forth shuttle motion, exfoliating the jade substance, as if we were opening an oyster to get sparkling pearls. This is the first style.
2. Push down to the jade substance and pull out the golden knife (clitoris) as if splitting stones in search of beautiful jade.
3. He uses his jade rod to push hard in the direction of the clitoris, as if pounding with an iron pestle in a copper mortar.

4. He moves his jade rod back and forth, striking the left and right sides of the "viewing room" (side of the external organs) as a blacksmith shapes the iron with five hammers.
5. The jade rod and the jade gate rub strongly and closely, like mixed avalanches.
6. He strikes his jade rod back and forth with short and slow strokes inside the external organs, as a farmer prepares the ground for a late planting.

Of course, such attention to numbers can be taken too literally, and "a thousand love pushes" may seem to a man who does not know the Tao of love, rather hard work than sexual pleasure.

But for someone who is experienced in the Tao of love, this is not hard work at all - quite the contrary. (You can easily do it in half an hour or 1000 seconds, and really at a very slow pace.) There is a special pleasure for a man in knowing that he can give this degree of sexual pleasure to his partner. Knowing that he can satisfy the sweetest woman is enough to increase his self-confidence.

She blinked her eyes.

AWAKENING

Sleeping Mary shivered from the night cold. In the morning he will give her heat, but now she needs to warm up.

Blue eyes moved across her face.

Tearing her eyes, Mary found herself lying wrapped around Wright.

His tongue thrust into her mouth, furiously doing what the other part of his body longed for.

His desire was almost palpable.

With one powerful thrust, he entered her, and she groaned in admiration for his precision.

She kept looking at him briefly, as if to make sure that he was not distracted. He wasn't distracted for a second. He was swollen and hard and ready for her before she even got to the middle button of his shirt. Now he stood naked in front of her over a pile of clothes, giving her the opportunity to look at him as much as she wanted.
- Take me with your hand ... - he asked very politely and grinned. It's kind of cold in these castles.

Nervous shivers crawled up her spine.

Her hand disturbed an important part of his body.
Will he be able to see in the dark how clearly the chest looms through a thin T-shirt and how goosebumps run along the skin?

She turned into one huge goosebump and said yes.

He pressed her even closer to him, with the sharp corners of his body melting her feminine curves.

There was such fire in his eyes that she went cold. Her flesh opened and closed around him like it was a secret project.

My male organs in working order. You let me know what you need before you know it yourself.

Mary cast a quick glance at the cherub-painted ceiling and said a short prayer.

DARK ALLEYS

When they reached a park, they played for two hours in a clearing covered with a cold white substance.

The moon was somewhere high.

Despite such a hot night, Selina trembled, trampling bare feet sand.
The endless buzzing of insects and the chirping of birds, combined with the effects of food and wine, lulled her into a leaden stupor.

She opened one eye and immediately closed it back.

Jack began to slowly cover with kisses and caresses all the twists and turns of her life-giving body.

She did not show the slightest signs that could be interpreted as unwillingness to be subjected to further erotic actions on his part.

When his palms met at the navel, they continued their erotic journey upwards. Finally, the brave travelers reached the mountain heights. In his palms lay on the fetus, gently trembling in time with the rapid breathing. The fingers involuntarily clenched several times.

Caressing hands moved along the outlines of the body.

The erotic dance concert went all over Selina's spine.

The body became a minefield of strange languor.

Jack leaned her head against his shoulder again, caressing her with his smiling mouth.

You are so beautiful, - he said hoarsely and began to tug at her already sore nipples with his thumbs.

She wrapped her arms around his neck and took an active part in what was happening.
The moist, pulsating mound between her legs had been leading its own life for a long time.

Selina moaned, no longer straining her brain ...

She glared at his elegant, charming masculine symmetry.

She knew the theory, but the reality was different from what the virgin's imagination pictured to her. Reality turned out to be more. And harder. And she had her own desires. She felt dizzy at the thought of where this reality would inevitably end up today.
Jack grabbed her buttocks and dug deep into her, filling all the lonely corners that had been empty for too long.

“What a pity, oh, what a pity that she didn’t have time to get home in time and screw up her pantyhose!”
She closed her eyes, and so did he. His vision blurred and his head spun a little. And then, as if by magic, their eyes closed and they sighed in unison.

She wanted to die, but instead she fell asleep.

IN THE PLAIN AIR

Behind the bay sparkles like a tub of green sparkles.

Jake winced as he heard the chirping of grasshoppers from the river,

Aren't you going to light a fire? Grace grumbled. Jake exploded.

When she spoke, her lips curved in a thousand different ways.

Grace felt her nipples swell. This is a new step in their relationship.

Her cheeks are a little puffy, but otherwise everything is fine.

Seeing the desire on her face, he responded with the appropriate part of his nature.

Frightening knowledge of purpose burned in his eyes.

If he enters into her, he will enter into her heart, and then she will love him forever and hopelessly.

He entered her, miraculously filling her completely.

The touch of his hairy legs against hers gave Grace a shudder of admiration.

Forgive me, - he said so tensely, as if holding back a galloping horse.
Though drunk, but still such a cutie! she thought.

He pressed his lips to hers so violently that she was speechless.
A smile covered her face like a mask.

She was feverish with impatience. As if lost in an erotic fog, she felt her bones melt and her whole body turn to jelly.

She blinked her eyes.

She wanted him almost indecently.

There was always something boiling up in his brilliant brain.

He watched the balls spin in her head and decided to help.

He penetrated deep into her body, and she felt it swell, filled with his masculinity.

Deep in his chest, she heard laughter.

I love you,” he said as his blunt spear penetrated the damp tangle of ash curls.

And then his hard lips and tongue found her mouth again and left their mark on it forever.

She felt tears in her nose and throat.

He broke the silence.

He touched her breasts, found her tiny nipples with his thumbs, and they hardened from his caress.

Her nipples became so hard that they pierced his chest painfully.

His muscles tensed, and with a low growl, he finally brought his hand down. And touched her where no man had ever touched her. She froze. And she was about to open her mouth to protest, but then he touched a fluttering flower with soft petals with his finger. A flower now heavily dewy and exposed to the sun.

Crowds of naive poor believe that such a life is worth dying for.

PIONEER LOLITA

Cole heard stifled sounds and realized that brother and sister were hugging.

The twins, having returned from school, actually took over Amy. They dragged her to swim in the pool, where Amy amazed everyone: it turned out that the girl swims like a fish. In her eighteen months of living in the desert, she must have acquired some survival skills.

Cole with wet hair and blue stubble joined her.

The girl caught herself thinking that all her attention was completely riveted to the wet dark arrow of hair, immersed in his swimming trunks, which were clearly not intended for inexperienced female eyes.

She gave him an optimistic, meaningless smile.

Amy could have sworn he could see through the thin fabric of her bathing suit the hardening of the tips of her breasts and, moreover, feel the spasms deep inside her, in hot and dark places that she herself barely knew existed.

She had already dressed and mastered her expression.

He had eyes of some strange gray-blue color, the color of light clouds, and his chest was densely covered with dark hair, silky to the touch,

Resting her head and his chest, Cole hugged her. He smelled like a man.
He began to kiss her. And there was a lot of kissing - she's all!

There was no hesitation in his kisses. He knew exactly how to find her lips.

Then their lips parted.
"Only a fool could believe that he kissed her thanks to her lips!"

Male fingers caressed her bare skin.
Grasping his wrist, Amy tore off his arm.

She wanted to make love to Cole, not just sleep with him.

For me there would be no greater pleasure than being the first in you, - he whispered in her ear, and goosebumps danced all over Amy's body.

She felt even more virgin than ever.

She screamed softly as their bodies came close enough to touch.

Cole stretched out his whole body on top of her, covering her completely and even more.

He squeezed her breasts with his palm - he experienced the highest male pleasure.

He put his hand on her stomach, feeling the jolts and ripples.

She didn't exist - she just became an offshoot of Cole.

Her flesh melted into his body. He stubbornly slid his tongue over her lips, repeating their shape.

Amy moved on to examining the throbbing mass of muscle between his legs.

The smile on her lips grew wider with every second that her orgasm approached.

“What does she really want? Just sex or something deeper?

All her senses were alerted by the signal of danger.

Amy even pressed her hand to her lips to quickly suppress the flashing thought.

She looked up at Cole with her clear dark eyes.

I'm not stupid anymore, I'm learning fast... - She said, taking a sitting position.

I will protect you from the terrible fate of becoming pregnant. Col's self-confident smile signaled her again.

And her smile showed that she left this world and went to heaven from happiness

Jade stem. What can you immediately think of? Here I am about the same. Remembering the phrase from the direct teleconference between Posner and Donahue: “There is no sex in the USSR. ". For some reason, this phrase was not listened to the end, it was taken out of context and it started all over the world! Despite all the inconveniences of that time, almost everyone had a stormy youth. Yes, in those days, in our speech, we didn’t use not only the “phallus”, even the “penis”, but we had a clear idea of ​​\u200b\u200bit between the legs. I first got acquainted with the jade rod from consumer literature, when during the years of perestroika such “waste paper”9 was only sold, and I was already a family man for a long time and twice knew the taste of fatherhood. What was the purpose of such "camouflage" in literature? Even later I learned that this term was first used in China somewhere in the thirteenth century. That's where the legs grow from. The term is beautiful and I will not argue with the Chinese. And it's all about him, native and jade.

Jade rod in the cave of passion

Jade rod in the cave of passion

I always want this and today it happened.
Thousands of poets and writers have described and continue to describe this state, when someone else penetrates into you and becomes yours, immensely yours, bringing a feeling of what you want again and again, you want always and everywhere. And at that moment the world stops, there is only this. Poets and writers call it and call it differently: from a jade wand to a stick, but everyone has always understood that this is just something you cannot live without.
If this rod, sword, stick, x. it doesn’t happen in you, you cease to be a woman, affectionate and gentle, important and strong, you simply cease to be.

Why jade? This is such a figurative expression.
After all, here is a ringlet, green, with dark, almost gray streaks. Light green, gently habitually covers the skin, slightly pressing and as if caressing it.

Jade rod…
Why is it that this beautiful creation of nature, this crown of grace and sensual pleasure, those who know about love more than anyone living on Earth, gave such a chilling name to the imagination: JADE ROD.
OH - and cold green?

So smooth - in its highest tension.
So graceful - in its light bend.
So gentle - like fluff on the cheek of a baby.
Why - jade, I asked myself question after question, meeting with this miracle on the pages of books, articles - and in real life.

After all, here it is: warm, in thin veins, dark pink, like strawberry ice cream - and just as tasty - n-yum!
Delightfully resilient and slightly convex - where there is a lot of blood inside: in caves, living caves of male flesh.
Trembling, slightly swaying - and asking for affection by itself.
Caress of the bosom, fingers, lips. Jade rod and the cave of the divine lotus.

Why is it jade?
Until one day I saw: on black velvet, under the transparent glass of a shop window, at an exhibition of precious stones - a JADE ROD - made of pale pink jade - the rarest mineral created by nature.

Beautiful - beautiful ...


The jade massager is the tool most used in the ancient stone healing technique that has re-entered our lives.

Jade penis (double jade dildo). China, 10th-13th century

"So that's what you are, jade wand"

A thousand love pushes

Ancient literature often speaks of the "thousand love thrusts" that are necessary to fully satisfy a woman. When it comes to explaining the variations in style and depth of thrusts, there is no better teacher of the Tao of love than the seventh century physician Li Tong Xian. His book Tun Xuan Tzu is partly about pushing techniques. Of the sixteen chapters, seven describe penis thrusts. The book distinguishes six styles:

1. To make contact and squeeze the jade rod in a back and forth shuttle motion, exfoliating the jade substance, as if we were opening an oyster to get sparkling pearls. This is the first style.
2. Push down to the jade substance and pull out the golden knife (clitoris) as if splitting stones in search of beautiful jade.
3. He uses his jade rod to push hard in the direction of the clitoris, as if pounding with an iron pestle in a copper mortar.

4. He moves his jade rod back and forth, striking the left and right side of the "viewing room" (the side of the external organs), as a blacksmith shapes the iron with five hammers.
5. The jade rod and the jade gate rub strongly and closely, like mixed avalanches.
6. He strikes his jade rod back and forth with short and slow strokes inside the external organs, as a farmer prepares the ground for a late planting.

Of course, such attention to numbers can be taken too literally, and "a thousand love pushes" may seem to a man who does not know the Tao of love, rather hard work than sexual pleasure.

But for someone who is experienced in the Tao of love, this is not hard work at all - quite the contrary. (You can easily do it in half an hour or 1000 seconds, and really at a very slow pace.) There is a special pleasure for a man in knowing that he can give this degree of sexual pleasure to his partner. Knowing that he can satisfy the sweetest woman is enough to increase his self-confidence.

Jade Rod & Co (pearls from romance novels)

She blinked her eyes.

Sleeping Mary shivered from the night cold. In the morning he will give her heat, but now she needs to warm up.

Blue eyes moved across her face.

Tearing her eyes, Mary found herself lying wrapped around Wright.

His tongue thrust into her mouth, furiously doing what the other part of his body longed for.

His desire was almost palpable.

With one powerful thrust, he entered her, and she groaned in admiration for his precision.

She kept looking at him briefly, as if to make sure that he was not distracted. He wasn't distracted for a second. He was swollen and hard and ready for her before she even got to the middle button of his shirt. Now he stood naked in front of her over a pile of clothes, giving her the opportunity to look at him as much as she wanted.
- Take my hand. he asked very politely and chuckled. “It’s kind of cold in these castles.

Nervous shivers crawled up her spine.

Her hand disturbed an important part of his body.
Will he be able to see in the dark how clearly the chest looms through a thin T-shirt and how goosebumps run along the skin?

She turned into one huge goosebump and said yes.

He pressed her even closer to him, with the sharp corners of his body melting her feminine curves.

There was such fire in his eyes that she went cold. Her flesh opened and closed around him like it was a secret project.

“My male organs are in working order. You let me know what you need before you know it yourself.

Mary cast a quick glance at the cherub-painted ceiling and said a short prayer.

When they reached a park, they played for two hours in a clearing covered with a cold white substance.

The moon was somewhere high.

Despite such a hot night, Selina shivered, trampling the sand with her bare feet.
The endless buzzing of insects and the chirping of birds, combined with the effects of food and wine, lulled her into a leaden stupor.

She opened one eye and immediately closed it back.

Jack began to slowly cover with kisses and caresses all the twists and turns of her life-giving body.

She did not show the slightest signs that could be interpreted as unwillingness to be subjected to further erotic actions on his part.

When his palms met at the navel, they continued their erotic journey upwards. Finally, the brave travelers reached the mountain heights. In his palms lay on the fetus, gently trembling in time with the rapid breathing. The fingers involuntarily clenched several times.

Caressing hands moved along the outlines of the body.

The erotic dance concert went all over Selina's spine.

The body became a minefield of strange languor.

Jack leaned her head against his shoulder again, caressing her with his smiling mouth.

"You're so beautiful," he said hoarsely, and began to tug his thumbs at her already sore nipples.

She wrapped her arms around his neck and took an active part in what was happening.
The moist, pulsating mound between her legs had been leading its own life for a long time.

Selina moaned, no longer straining her brain ...

She glared at his elegant, charming masculine symmetry.

She knew the theory, but the reality was different from what the virgin's imagination pictured to her. Reality turned out to be more. And harder. And she had her own desires. She felt dizzy at the thought of where this reality would inevitably end up today.
Jack grabbed her buttocks and dug deep into her, filling all the lonely corners that had been empty for too long.

“What a pity, oh, what a pity that she didn’t have time to get home in time and screw up her pantyhose!”
She closed her eyes, and so did he. His vision blurred and his head spun a little. And then, as if by magic, their eyes closed and they sighed in unison.

She wanted to die, but instead she fell asleep.

Behind the bay sparkles like a tub of green sparkles.

Jake winced as he heard the chirping of grasshoppers from the river,

Aren't you going to light a fire? Grace grumbled. Jake exploded.

When she spoke, her lips curved in a thousand different ways.

Grace felt her nipples swell. This is a new step in their relationship.

Her cheeks are a little puffy, but otherwise everything is fine.

Seeing the desire on her face, he responded with the appropriate part of his nature.

Frightening knowledge of purpose burned in his eyes.

If he enters into her, he will enter into her heart, and then she will love him forever and hopelessly.

He entered her, miraculously filling her completely.

The touch of his hairy legs against hers gave Grace a shudder of admiration.

"Forgive me," he said so tensely, as if he were holding back a galloping horse.
Though drunk, but still such a cutie! she thought.

He pressed his lips to hers so violently that she was speechless.
A smile covered her face like a mask.

She was feverish with impatience. As if lost in an erotic fog, she felt her bones melt and her whole body turn to jelly.

She blinked her eyes.

She wanted him almost indecently.

There was always something boiling up in his brilliant brain.

He watched the balls spin in her head and decided to help.

He penetrated deep into her body, and she felt it swell, filled with his masculinity.

Deep in his chest, she heard laughter.

“I love you,” he said as his blunt spear pierced the damp tangle of ash curls.

And then his hard lips and tongue found her mouth again and left their mark on it forever.

She felt tears in her nose and throat.

He broke the silence.

He touched her breasts, found her tiny nipples with his thumbs, and they hardened from his caress.

Her nipples became so hard that they pierced his chest painfully.

His muscles tensed, and with a low growl, he finally brought his hand down. And touched her where no man had ever touched her. She froze. And she was about to open her mouth to protest, but then he touched a fluttering flower with soft petals with his finger. A flower now heavily dewy and exposed to the sun.

Crowds of naive poor believe that such a life is worth dying for.

Cole heard stifled sounds and realized that brother and sister were hugging.

The twins, having returned from school, actually took over Amy. They dragged her to swim in the pool, where Amy amazed everyone: it turned out that the girl swims like a fish. In her eighteen months of living in the desert, she must have acquired some survival skills.

Cole with wet hair and blue stubble joined her.

The girl caught herself thinking that all her attention was completely riveted to the wet dark arrow of hair, immersed in his swimming trunks, which were clearly not intended for inexperienced female eyes.

She gave him an optimistic, meaningless smile.

Amy could have sworn he could see through the thin fabric of her bathing suit the hardening of the tips of her breasts and, moreover, feel the spasms deep inside her, in hot and dark places that she herself barely knew existed.

She had already dressed and mastered her expression.

He had eyes of some strange gray-blue color, the color of light clouds, and his chest was densely covered with dark hair, silky to the touch,

Resting her head and his chest, Cole hugged her. He smelled like a man.
He began to kiss her. And there was a lot of kissing - she's all!

There was no hesitation in his kisses. He knew exactly how to find her lips.

Then their lips parted.
"Only a fool could believe that he kissed her thanks to her lips!"

Male fingers caressed her bare skin.
Grasping his wrist, Amy tore off his arm.

She wanted to make love to Cole, not just sleep with him.

“There would be no greater pleasure for me than to be the first in you,” he whispered in her ear, and goosebumps danced through Amy's body.

She felt even more virgin than ever.

She screamed softly as their bodies came close enough to touch.

Cole stretched out his whole body on top of her, covering her completely and even more.

He squeezed her breasts with his palm - he experienced the highest male pleasure.

He put his hand on her stomach, feeling the jolts and ripples.

She wasn't there - she was just an offshoot of Cole.

Her flesh melted into his body. He stubbornly slid his tongue over her lips, repeating their shape.

Amy moved on to examining the throbbing mass of muscle between his legs.

The smile on her lips grew wider with every second that her orgasm approached.

“What does she really want? Just sex or something deeper?

All her senses were alerted by the signal of danger.

Amy even pressed her hand to her lips to quickly suppress the flashing thought.

She looked up at Cole with her clear dark eyes.

I'm not stupid anymore, I'm a fast learner. she said, assuming a sitting posture.

“I will protect you from the terrible fate of becoming pregnant. Col's confident smile signaled her again.

And her smile showed that she left this world and went to heaven from happiness

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Jade - Stone of Change

“The stone of life is green jade.
He will protect you from harm.
You will recognize the taste of victory with jade.
You will experience the happiness of true love.
The one who wears - everyone is faithful to him -
There is no jade for this price!)))

FROM WIKIPEDIA: “Jade is a mineral, a variety of actinolite, consisting mainly of tangled fibers of amphiboles. A remarkable feature of this rock is its exceptionally high viscosity - jade fragments are very difficult to break into pieces. The strength of jade is commensurate with good grades of steel. The color of the rock is varied - from almost white through all shades of green (yellowish, grassy, ​​emerald, marsh) to almost black. There is also red jade, but it is both highly valued and very rare. The color depends on the content of iron and impurities of chromium, manganese, nickel. Samples with a uniform color are valued higher than those with an uneven color (striped, spotted, "cloudy9raquo;"). Jade is often used as an ornamental stone.
Until 1863, jade and jadeite were considered one mineral - jade.

DEPOSITS: known on all continents. In Russia, jade deposits in the Eastern Sayan and the Polar Urals are mined using an open pit (quarry) method. There are also many places in the Vitimsky region of Transbaikalia where people find jade, but it is especially important that this stone of different colors can be found here. There are jade from black to white with all shades of gray, green and blue. Our major industrial sources of raw materials were the Ulan-Khodinskoye (now exhausted) and Ospinskoye deposits (East Sayan group), Khamarkhudinskoye and Khokhurtovskoye (Dzhida group), Buromskoye and Golyubinskoye (Vitimskaya group). Deposits and manifestations of jade are also known in the Polar Urals (Nyrdvomenshor), in Kazakhstan, Tuva, etc.
Of the foreign sources of jade, one should name China (Kuen Lun Ridge, Pamir), USA (Montana, Alaska, Washington, California), Canada, Myanmar, New Zealand (New Zealand material is of high quality; it is translucent, has a good color and is considered one of the best in the world), Brazil, Mexico, Poland. Nephritis good quality comes from Taiwan. Here you can find stones with silkiness, so it is sold as "jade cat's eye"
Jade resources are still far from depleted.

THE MOST KNOWN VARIETIES OF JADE IN THE CHINESE CLASSIFICATION

Hotan (Chinese 和田, pinyin Héti9aacute;n) - the most valuable varieties of jade for the Chinese are mined in the Hotan district in Xinjiang province. From here they bring the most valuable white jade, called "the color of mutton fat" with a thick waxy matte sheen. In ancient times, only the Emperor himself could use products made from such jade.
Xuyan (Chinese: 岫岩, pinyin Xiùy9aacute;n) is jade shipped from Xuyan County, Liaoning Province, dyed white or light green. Jade is usually translucent, rarely transparent.
Lantian (Chinese 蓝田县, pinyin Lánti9aacute; n Xiàn) is mined in Lantian County, north of Xiyan in Shanxi Province. Lantian jade is of a yellow hue interspersed with green, sometimes containing, as it were, a cloudy pattern.
Nanyang (traditional Chinese 南陽, ex. 南阳, pinyin Nány9aacute;ng) is the most common jade, sometimes also called Dushan jade (Chinese 独山), which is imported from Nanyang County, Henan Province. This translucent jade is colored, as a rule, in a yellowish or white hue with pinkish, green, yellow patches and has many different impurities. It is highly heterogeneous in composition. It is very often used for the manufacture of sculptural compositions.

“The Great Road is as straight as the sun's ray.
The arrival of spring is a series of wonderful days.
The Five Hills are noble sons.
Jade ringing - on the harness of two horses. »

FROM THE HISTORY OF JADE

Jade has been used since the Bronze Age. People used it as a stone for making very durable weapons and tools, later - as objects and decorations. Archaeological surveys have unearthed jade objects dating back to the Neolithic. Various tools and weapons were made from jade, amulets (mainly from white jade), figures of gods, and jewelry were carved.

Digression 1. Jade and China

Jade (Chinese 玉, yu; often inaccurately translated as jasper) is highly prized by the Chinese, who call it the "stone of life" and is their national stone.
Jade has always been a material that in China was valued above gold and silver.
Jade in ancient China was valued so highly that plaques were made from it, which had circulation on a par with coins; jade weights were the standard for weighing gold, and jade plates were presented to ambassadors as credentials.
Chinese philosophers attributed five main virtues to jade, corresponding to six spiritual qualities; its soft sheen represents mercy, its firmness represents moderation and justice, its translucency is a symbol of honesty, purity is the embodiment of wisdom, and its mutability represents courage. An old Chinese proverb says: "Gold has a price, but jade is priceless." Confucius said of a good man: "His morality is as pure as jade." Many Chinese proverbs that describe the moral qualities of a person are associated with jade. One of the most common is about upbringing and education: “Unpolished jade does not sparkle.”
Archaeological evidence suggests that this stone was already familiar to the Chinese 7000-8000 years ago. It was used to create weapons, make ornaments, ritual accessories. At the end of the Neolithic period, about 6500 years ago, jade began to be deified as a stone, which was attributed to sacred properties, it was subjected to only minimal processing. Often in rituals they used round disks of jade “pi9raquo;, to personify Heaven and a plate in the form of a square “y9raquo;, to personify the Earth. The plates, decorated with symbolic images of animals, were used to protect against evil forces, putting them on the chest or belt.
The high-born Chinese nobility ate with jade sticks, from jade dishes, at that time they wrote on jade plates with a brush with jade handles, and when someone addressed the emperor, it was necessary to hold jade plates in front of their lips so as not to offend His Heavenly Majesty with their breath.

Jade belts and hairpins were an obligatory part of the rich dowry of the brides of the Chinese nobility; the most valuable ancient manuscripts, calligraphically written on the finest silk, were wound on polished jade rods in the form of scrolls. It was believed that food (drinking) in a jade vessel was not afraid of the greatest heat and it did not deteriorate longer in it. The legendary five-color jade was especially valued in China. No price seemed excessive for jade covered with intricate carvings. In China, this gem served as a symbol of high rank in the imperial court.

Jade is a lapidary stone of the Ruler of Heaven and emperors of China, symbolizing cosmic energy, perfection, strength, power, incorruptibility, immortality. In Chinese tradition, it represents a number of virtues: moral purity, justice, sincerity, courage, harmony, devotion and benevolence. The imperial jade seal symbolized that power was given to the emperor by Heaven. Many shades of jade, from white to green, blue and red - almost black, made it possible to distinguish religious objects by color as well as by shape. The most famous symbols are PI on the gates of Paradise (a green-blue disk with a round hole) and Ching - a symbol of the Earth (yellow cone inside a rectangle). Despite the fact that jade was a symbol of the Sun and yang, its serene and calm color was also associated with the soft beauty of the female body and even with sexual relations("jade game", "jade cave", "jade rod").

The hardness of jade is up to the 18th century. the extraction of jade was not difficult, and it served as the material of most Chinese carved stone products - it gave rise in sympathetic magic to the belief that crushed jade prolongs life, and that the jade amulet preserves the body from decomposition after death, hence the large number of jade handicrafts that were found in burials China. Chinese alchemists believed that jade has a perfect form and in this sense replaces gold as a symbol of absolute purity.

Digression 2. TYPICAL SYMBOLS CARVED FROM JADE AND THEIR MEANING

Blooming peach - longevity
Tangerine - love talisman
Deer - indicated a noble origin
Bat - blessing, good luck
Fish is wealth
Two phoenixes - prosperity
Lotus - holiness
Bamboo - providence from above
Fan - generosity
dragon - good luck
According to Chinese tradition, jade has a very important and privileged quality - immortality. Therefore, it has been featured in rituals and spells since the third millennium BC, for example, in the figures of dragons and tigers, which represented the cycle of decline and rebirth of natural forces. Such symbolism is taken from the "Shao Li", referring to the XII century BC. It has six ritual incarnations of jade: Pi, Tsun (Tsupg), Hu, Huang, Kuei (Kuei), Chan.
The Imperial Seal of China is made from He jade stone.
The medals of the 2008 Summer Olympics, held in Beijing, are inlaid with jade.

Digression 3. JADE UNITES PEOPLES

IN Ancient Egypt jade was considered one of the Sacred Stones, directly connected with the World of the Gods and the Kingdom of the Dead, with magic and power. In the Egyptian Book of the Dead, we read about the rules prescribing that a semi-precious stone be placed on or in a mummy as a symbol meaning the heart of this person. Only noble people had the right to use it in jewelry.

Green jade was almost as highly prized in ancient Mexico, where it was a symbol of the heart and blood through its union with the fertilizing properties of water. One example would be the custom of placing a piece of chalchihuiti jade or other green stone in the mouth of a noble person after his death, calling the stone heart deceased (which, by the way, was practiced both in China and Egypt, and mysteriously hints at a certain connection that exists in ancient world between these states located on different continents). Among the poorer population, the cheaper texaxoctli stone was used for the same purpose. The explanation why the ancient Mexicans took green stones for these purposes, Mrs. Zelia Nutall finds in two meanings of the word in the Nahuatl language - xoxouhqui-yolloti, usually meaning "free man", and in literature - "freshness or green heart". Thus, the stone was a symbol of the position of the deceased and his heart. The fact that nephrites were often found cut into several pieces indicates that they were highly valued; according to Dr. Earl Flint, the chief cut off a piece of his jade, which he wore as distinctive sign of his position, giving it as an ornament or an amulet to his relative. Funeral masks were also made from jade.

Among the Maori people, New Zealand, a beautiful green jade - pounami, found on the islands of the South Seas,
usually used to make a sacred measure - a military staff, symbolizing power,
and for hei-tiki, hei-tiki ("carved neck charm"). - a pendant in the form of a stylized figure of an ancestor.
Just as in Mexico, and in Guatemala, death masks were made from jade here. Jewelry of this type was a crude and grotesque depiction of the human face, or forms, and was generally considered to be a schematic representation of distant ancestors. The head often tilted to the right or left, and the eyes, which were very large, sometimes mother-of-pearl, looked at an angle of 45 degrees. These decorations and masks were not only monuments, but also allegedly carried out some kind of connection between the great ancestors who once wore them, and the descendants who were honored to possess this family heirloom. In many cases, if the lineage died out, the last man bequeathed to bury the hei-tiki with him so that he would not fall into the wrong hands.
Jade, known to the Maori as punami ("green stone"), was such a rarity that it was necessary to resort to the help of tohuriga - "sorcerer" to find it. Going in search of this stone, the seekers took with them tohunga, and when the expedition reached the area where the jade was usually found, the sorcerer retired and fell into a trance. Waking up, he said that he met the spirit of a dead or living person, who showed him the place where to look for jade. Then the sorcerer brought people to this place, where in any case they found a larger or smaller piece of this stone. Naturally, the sorcerer first made sure that there was a stone in the indicated place.
Jade has always played an important historical role in the culture of the Maori - the indigenous people of New Zealand. In this regard, all New Zealand jade deposits (Pounamu Maori) have been given to Maori management since 1997.
According to Miklukho-Maclay, even the Papuans of New Guinea made hammers and axes from jade, although no stone was found in the deposits of the earth's interior there.

Jade was also highly valued in Mongolia. It was believed that with its soft brilliance, deep and calm tone, it was able to drive away violent passions, instill peace and tranquility in the soul. The Mongols said: “If you are uncontrollably carried somewhere, if in your heart resentment and anger crept in, do not let these passions flare up. Take the white and slippery tsagaan khash (jade) in your palms, squeeze it tighter, and it will calm you down.” Jade was revered as a stone of calmness and personified the main eastern commandment: “Do not worry and do not rush: there are many days in a year.” Old arats claim that white jade also has supernatural magical properties. Thin jade plates are capable of producing a clean and lingering ringing. These skillfully carved white plates in China and Mongolia were hung from a headdress or belt and, when walking, made a melodious ringing, which was designed to drive away evil spirits. Jade was used with pleasure, decorating themselves, by Mongolian women - it looked great in national costumes, and was a talisman-amulet

Jade was used here and, as in China and Mexico, mummies were decorated with plates interconnected with gold wire - according to popular beliefs, this provided the spirit of the deceased with eternity. From its pieces they sewed a funeral suit and made funeral masks:

In Samarkand, in the tomb of the Timurids - the famous Gur-Emir mausoleum, in the center of the hall you can see several large gravestones, among which two stand out: a large, white, striped one-piece marble onyx, which stands on the grave of Ulutbek, the grandson of Tamerlane, and another , smaller, from green jade, beautifully polished - on the grave of Tamerlane. The stone was broken in the middle into two parts. According to one of the legends, it was defeated by Nadir Shah during the conquest of Samarkand. The conqueror was looking for the hidden treasures of Tamerlane in the stone. According to the second legend, robbers stole the stone in the hope of finding gold in it, but when loading onto a camel, the stone was dropped and broken. Angry thieves abandoned him, and he was again returned to the grave of Tamerlane.

In the countries of the East, figurines have long been highly valued, which were deified, served as an object of worship, fetishes. Jade tiles in the East with the corresponding inscriptions served as an indication of the nobility of their owner. Among the graves Far East archaeologists find sarcophagi girded with jade plates (their number sometimes reaches several thousand). Jade is the main material for making Buddha statues.

Retreat 4. JADE IN EUROPE AND RUSSIA

IN European countries In particular, in Russia, jade was used relatively little, and products from it are generally distinguished by simpler (compared to Chinese) forms. European stone cutters were frightened off by the density of jade - at one of the Krupp factories they did an experiment: they put a block of jade under a steam hammer. The hammer fell on her, the anvil shattered, but the block remained unscathed.
Therefore, jade was imported to Europe from China - as souvenirs.
Queen Victoria of England had a jade scepter of excellent workmanship, sent as a gift by the Chinese emperor. Nicholas II had the same scepter. The sarcophagus of the Russian Tsar Alexander III is completely carved from Siberian jade.
Jade until the middle of the XIX century. imported to Russia from China. At this time, the Peterhof Lapidary Factory purchased dark green jade for a thousand rubles per pood, and for a higher quality the price doubled. In 1826, the teacher of the Irkutsk gymnasium N. Shchukin first discovered jade boulders on the banks of the mountain Sayan rivers Onota and Biboy. But more accurate data on jade were reported by G.M. Permikin in 1851 after he discovered large blocks of jade along the Onota River.

On November 15, Permikin delivered to Irkutsk 1,200 kilograms of jade in twelve boulders, 400 kilograms in eleven, and 800 kilograms a little later in one solid boulder. And, although among the delivered gems there was no milky gray, which is highly valued by the Chinese, there were no bright green stones, however, in thin plates, lampshades and caps, the wonderful effect of the juicy green color was amazing, and in the transmitted light it stood out beautifully beautiful a pattern of veins, small folds, convolutions and spots that make up a special beauty. Products of the Peterhof Lapidary Factory made of Sayan jade were demonstrated at the World Exhibitions in London and Paris in 1862 and 1867.
The Faberge firm often used jade for various decorative objects - bowls, ashtrays, mouthpieces, paper knives, bookcases - which were intended for representatives of the supreme power in Russia.

Jade also participated in the creation of the most famous Faberge Easter eggs - sometimes the whole body was carved out of it, sometimes - the leaves of flowers or trees, small details of "surprises"9raquo;.

In the Soviet Union, especially in the post-war years, the work of the All-Union Industrial Association "Soyuzkvartssamotsvety9raquo; new deposits have been discovered in the Eastern and Western Sayan, the Dzhidinsky district of the Buryat ASSR, in the north of the Krasnoyarsk Territory and the Polar Urals. Most of the jade deposits are of the metasomatic type and are confined to the hypermafic (dunite-harzburgite) formation.
In the Vitim region, a new for Russia genetic type of deposits was discovered, associated with carbonate rocks and characterized by an extremely rare white, light blue, light green and light green jade color.
Currently, jade enjoys wide popularity, both in the domestic and foreign markets. The stone-cutting industry produces vases, stands, caskets, rings, rings, bracelets, beads, jewelry inserts, etc. Jade is also used as a decorative and ornamental material for inlaying mosaic panels, decorating interiors, etc. Jade is valued for its deep and even color tone, transparency and the ability to take a mirror finish.
The global demand for jade, according to experts, can reach thousands of tons per year. So far, the leaders in the field of production and supply of jade to the foreign market are Canada and Australia - up to 300 tons annually. Russia, no doubt, could compete with them.

The “jade potential” of our country only in Buryatia makes it possible to extract 150-200 tons per year. Despite the fact that the cost of mining this stone is relatively low - about $ 2 per kilogram. And the selling price on the foreign market can reach 10-16 dollars per kilogram, depending on the variety, quality and other characteristics. Finished jade jewelry is much more expensive. For example, the price of a jade vase one meter high, made to order, is quite comparable to the price of a brand new car of a prestigious model.

MAGICAL PROPERTIES OF JADE.

Jade is one of the most popular minerals used in religion and magic.
Since ancient times, jade has been considered in China to have five main virtues. It is the stone of Heaven and Earth, Wisdom and Eternity. The ancient Aztecs used jade knives for human sacrifice. Buddhists believe that the heavenly throne of the Buddha is made of jade. The priests of the Sumerians used jade objects as magical tools. The ancient Mongols, who conquered such a strong country as Rus', decorated their clothes and weapons with jade. In addition, jade is a stone of the mind, good intentions and virtue. The great sage Confucius considered this stone a symbol of humanity.
Jade has a strong energy. It gives people a sense of gentleness, justice, the desire for knowledge, moderation of life, courage and purity. It promotes happy change, leads out of a dead end. It is recommended to have it for those who want to change their worldview and lifestyle, for people who are looking for enlightenment.
Jade is credited with the ability to give vitality, good health and longevity (the talisman-symbol of longevity is the jade turtle). Of all the sacrifices, according to the Chinese, jade was the most valuable and desirable. Leaving his tiles and plates on the graves of their ancestors, they were convinced that in this way they were consulting with him.
Jade was used to make religious objects, ritual vases, cabochons, balls, bracelets, images of gods and mythological animals (dragons, hydras, unicorns.), bowls intended for wine, sacrificial blood, grain and water, as well as honorary vases-cups, perpetuating the merit and virtue of the ancestors. In the course was the manufacture of jade "wands of well-being" - "zhu-i9 (whatever you wish), symbols of goodwill and balls located one inside the other. In China, jade was regarded as the most perfect embodiment of the masculine principle in nature.
Take a jade in your hand, squeeze it tightly in your hand and it will calm you down, because it was not for nothing that it was called the “stone of calmness” from ancient times.
In ordinary life, jade contributes to happy changes, so it is often considered a talisman of lonely people. The jade monkey is still considered in Southeast Asia to be a reliable amulet that brings happiness, especially on the road.
Jade is seen as a barometer of our behavior. They say that it darkens on the hand of a hopeless person who persists in his delusions and unwillingness to improve himself; that this is an energetically very strong stone, capable of transferring its charge of energy to the owner and leading him out of life's impasse, if he is worthy of it. Red (fiery) jade had a special energy. According to Chinese legends, even a cauldron could be heated on it, like on hot coals.
In the East, jade was considered a "stone of victory" and greatness, an amulet that strengthens vitality protecting from the evil eye.
In China and Tibet, jade talismans were hung around the necks of children to protect them from illness, and if a difficult task was ahead, its participants would never do without jade beads.
It was also considered a stone eternal love. A jade butterfly is a guarantee of eternal happiness in love. A donated jade figurine will help a woman to have offspring faster and become a happy mother. But it is good only for family people - in love adventures, jade that does not tolerate lies and dirt can only interfere.
Brings good luck in gambling, helps in business and the financial field.
In China, it is believed that jade can serve as an indicator of human behavior, if
and it becomes cloudy, and then darkens - it points to the sins committed, like many energetically strong stones - it darkens if you persist in your mistakes, not wanting to improve.

Astrologically, jade is shown to VIRGO, LIBRA, AQUARIUS - it gives them good luck in business. A jade bracelet worn on the right hand brings Virgo family happiness, and Libra is able to prolong life. In achieving goals, he also helps CAPRICORN. Least of all, jade is shown to TAURUS, SAGITTARIUS and especially GEMINI.
NEPHRITE is also related to the Guardian Angels. It is believed that a greenish translucent warm aura is exuded by the guardian angels of people born in SEPTEMBER, OCTOBER and FEBRUARY: HAMALIEL, ZURIEL, GABRIEL.

Connection with names: GRIGORY, KIRILL, ALEFTINA, LINA, TAISIA

TALISMANS AND AMULETS FROM JADE

Jade is not an ordinary stone. Despite its popularity, not everyone should buy this stone as a talisman. People who strive for pure love and trusting relationships should not deal with jade, since its purpose is to create blank walls of misunderstanding between loved ones.
Those who are not afraid of loneliness, tuned in to their inner world, and not to the people around them, can safely resort to the help of jade. In this case, a complete understanding arises between the owner and the stone, jade turns into a real gift of fate, capable of leading to the right thoughts, supporting in a difficult situation. The mineral protects the owner from harmful influences, both magical and physical.
We must not forget that this mineral is often the cause of great changes in the life of its owner, and not always desirable and predictable. Blue jade is the most powerful, it is able to change not only external conditions, but even the very soul of a person, therefore, interaction with jade is very dangerous for impressionable and weak natures. In short, it is simply impossible for people who do not take care of themselves, their evolution, to wear jade. IN Everyday life jade promotes change, promotes exits from an impasse. It is, as it were, a "leveller"9, but it levels out in a sharp form.
Jade is a talisman of scientists, a symbol of intelligence and military courage. A person who carries a small jade figurine with him will be more successful and faster than others in reaching the intended goal. A ring with white jade is a talisman that brings success in professional activity, it also guards family happiness. Amulets made of jade are best suited for warriors. They protect the owner from injury, give courage, the desire to win. Also, jade as a talisman is good for wanderers, monks, sailors. It is believed that a jade figurine on a ship helps him overcome difficulties and dangers.
Carved jade gifts are a sign of special love and friendship, eternal gratitude and goodwill. It is called the stone of eternity. Jade talismans preserve life, protect against poisoning, give vigor, cure physical ailments, reflect life's failures and misfortunes.




HEALING PROPERTIES OF JADE

Influence on the chakras. Jade affects the heart chakra (anahata) and the solar plexus chakra (manipura)
Energy. White Jade - Receptive Yin (absorbs energy); Jade of all colors except white - Projective Yang (releases energy, activates)
Since ancient times, jade has been considered almost a panacea for any disease. The stone was worn on the body for the treatment and prevention of absolutely all ailments. Medieval alchemists and healers used powdered jade to make various medicines or simply recommended taking it orally with water.
It is believed that jade helps with diseases of the night and urinary tract. Pregnant women are advised to wear jade products on their stomach to facilitate childbirth. There is an opinion that jade powder can cure diseases of the stomach and intestines. Beads and bracelets made from this mineral normalize sleep, relieve insomnia and nightmares.
Jade has a high heat capacity. It always seems warm and pleasant to the touch. Applied to the area of ​​the stomach or near the kidneys, jade acts as a long-term warming compress or heating pad, gradually relieving pain. In the West, it is called "kidney stone", it is believed that it is best of all in the treatment of kidney diseases.

“We learned about this secret,
What is the best doctor Aibolit,
Who heals everything in the world -
A wonderful pebble is jade.
Now forget the sickness
Jade glory we sing,
Any pain and illness - disappear,
We'll beat you to death with stones:
Your wrinkles will smooth out
And the ulcers will immediately overgrow,
And men will be drawn to you,
And all the stash will be given;
Everything that hurt, that sagged,
Tighten, cure nephritis.
Thoughts immediately pop up.
The path to prosperity is open!”

Currently, jade pillows are increasingly being used -
an ancient Chinese remedy based on the healing properties of jade (I myself “tried9 such a pillow on my mother - she really liked it - and sleeps on it. Acts as an applicator)))).
A jade “cover” for a chair, computer chair, car seat has a very good effect on all the involved points of the body. For men, pipes with jade stems are recommended, as this stone can neutralize poisonous smoke.
And here are the rollers - warm up in warm water - and after the bath, roll them over the skin of the face, neck and décolleté - according to personal experience I know there is an effect! Jade massage rollers are used to relieve headaches, normalize blood pressure, increase sexual potency, for cosmetic massage of the facial skin in order to get rid of wrinkles and prevent skin flabbiness. Jade massage stimulates and helps blood circulation in the brain, relieves fatigue.

But all the other wonders of jade fade if you imagine that those who lived many centuries ago sincerely believed that this gem could resurrect after death and forever preserve the body from decay. Alas, it is simply impossible to believe in this in the 21st century - but it is easy to believe that jade, as has been proven many times, noticeably prolongs life, making it healthy and happy at the same time.

JEWELERY FROM JADE

"Jade Bay
Pine statues
The elegy of freshness in the bronchi comes through,
We wash ourselves with coniferous longing
In cool shade.
Kifaroyu Phoebus radiant
Will fill the vacuum of the forest,
Coming down surrounded by nymphs
In the last gods noon.
Heaven of royal laziness
Lowered by a sapphire scroll
On the arable land in spring.
From the foam of the sea Aphrodite
Will proclaim beauty again,
And fruitful will
Waters in the jade sea.

Secrets of the Jade Root

What do we know about the male penis?

The fact that outwardly it resembles a long trunk and a rounded head. However, this does not prevent a woman from examining the male member with curiosity, as if getting to know him, and the way he looks also matters. Just as no two persons are exactly alike, except for identical twins, and there are no two identical penises.

The penis of a man has bright individual features, whether it be the thickness, length of the shaft, the shape of the head, color, angle of erection.
An erection makes this part of the male body unpredictable and irresistible. It is impossible to predict what an erect penis will look like; mysteriously twisted, gracefully curved, menacingly rearing or boldly sticking out like a knight's spear. The color of the penis has a whole palette of shades: from soft pink, purple to blue-lilac.

The head of the penis is the most sensitive part, equipped with many nerve endings. Inside the penis there are cavernous bodies in the form of cylindrical tubes surrounded by muscles, the tension of which contributes to an erection.

The elastic head with a delicate surface is like a shock absorber that protects the female organs from damage, especially the cervix. In a calm state, the delicate head of the penis is covered with a fold of skin that protects it from dangerous mechanical influences. The strip of skin that connects the head and body of the penis is called a frenulum, which is also a source of additional pleasure during frictions.

It is known that some animals, such as dogs, wolves and tigers, have a bone formation inside the body of the penis, however, in rare men, a bone 4-5 cm long is also found, lying between the cavernous bodies above the urethra.

On average, the angle between an excited penis and a man's torso is 65 degrees. The older the man, the greater the angle of his erection. The erection angle of a young man is 45 degrees, and for fifty-year-old men, an angle of 135 degrees is typical.

Most erect penises curve to the left. But the point is not in the propensity of men to love betrayals of their partner - adventures "to the left"9raquo;, but in the fact that the human body is asymmetrical. It all depends on which hemisphere of the brain is dominant. The right hemisphere serves the left side of the body and vice versa. But most people are left-brain dominant, so they write with their right hand. The hemispheres of the brain govern fundamentally various types mental activity, motor reactions, feelings, affects the curves and sizes of individual organs, determining their anatomical features. The left hemisphere is responsible for logical thinking, speech and writing. Right - is responsible for the imagination, feelings, perception of color and rhythm.

The deviation of the penis to the left is explained by the fact that the center responsible for sexual arousal and orgasm is located precisely in the right hemisphere, which in turn controls the left side of the body. The deviation of the penis to the right, if at the same time its owner is not left-handed, indicates that his creative abilities, logic, and intuition predominate, this is the most finely organized sensitive nature.

Excessive bending of the penis - up to a break at a right angle, causes pain to its owner during an erection and requires surgical intervention.

The shape of the penis is divided into three main types: a pointed head - a pencil, a mushroom head and a head, the diameter of which is equivalent to the diameter of the shaft.

According to the Eastern philosophy of Taoism, which includes traditional teachings, elements of mysticism and religion, the male member is not just a reproductive organ, but a symbol of male spiritual power, reflecting its inner individual essence, mentality and health.

"Jade dragon", "rod9raquo;,"stem9raquo; or "root9raquo; - ruled by five elements: Metal, Water, Wood, Fire and Earth.

There are five types of male penises- Jade rods and five types of sperm - Yang moisture. The elements give the penis different forms of the head, affect the color, smell and texture of sperm, its healing properties.

If the types of penis and sperm are the same, then the positive or negative qualities inherent in a particular element are enhanced.

The combination of the elements of Earth with Fire, Metal and Water and Wood with Water is favorable. Metal gives the Earth great strength. Earth adds passion and heat to Fire. Earth willingly absorbs Water, using it for good. The combination of Water with Wood gives sperm mobility and fertility.

The combination of Fire with Wood and Metal, Metal with Water, Wood with Earth is negative. Fire burns the Wood, dries up the sperm. Fire destroys Metal, depriving sperm of density. Water destroys Metal, deteriorating the quality of male sperm.

The penis is long and muscular, the head is large, fleshy, pronounced, the lower edge is separated from the trunk by an annular groove.

The head of the "metal9raquo; penis abundantly secretes a transparent secret, similar to saliva. When ingested by a woman, this elixir has a healing effect on her and strengthens the immune system.

During intimacy, Metal prefers silence and concentration, which inflames his imagination.
Sperm of the Metal element is bright white in color, with a tart or pungent taste, dense, cool to the touch. Ejaculation - heavy, explosive. The metallic sperm of a healthy man is useful for women with kidney and bladder diseases.

The erotic atmosphere of Metal is darkness and night time. He is excited by spicy oriental perfumes.
For men with metallic sperm, sweets, fruits and millet are useful, fried foods and spices are contraindicated. They should avoid anger.

The head of the penis of the water type is flat, wide, with a barely noticeable ring at the base.
The excreted secret is similar to sperm and is favorable for women with diseases of the endocrine system.

Water is characterized by unstable ejaculation. The shocks are accompanied by noticeable breaks.
The sperm of the element of Water is transparent and salty in taste. The more often you ejaculate, the thinner and more transparent it becomes.
Alcohol greatly impairs the quality of sperm.

Men of the water element like to be played with and seduced. "Water9raquo; member does not think of pleasure without oral sex. It is useful for Water men to have sex in the light and in nature.

Water is corrosive to Metal, so if a member of the water type exudes "metal9raquo; sperm, then it quickly becomes unusable.

A member with a thin, not pronounced head, and a soft rim, corresponds to the elements - Wood. The texture of the excreted secret is similar to sweat secretions. It has a positive effect on the circulatory system of a woman.

Sperm - viscous, grayish in color, to the touch - moderately warm, has a somewhat unpleasant odor. The smell deteriorates sharply during psychological stress. It is contraindicated for a tree to have sex in a state of increased anxiety or depression; his partner runs the risk of "getting infected9raquo; negative energy. Aromatic oils and incense soothe and stimulate desire.

The tree loves quick and easy sex, but it must look sophisticated. Food helps a man restore his sexual energy, but for the Tree, this statement is more true than ever. The element of Wood corresponds to a sour taste. Citrus fruits are especially useful for men of this type. They also favorably affect the smell and taste of semen.

«Wooden9raquo; the penis combined with water-type sperm gives good health. And since the Tree uses and devastates the soil, then the member of the element of the Tree, which secretes the sperm of the Earth type, causes problems with conception in a woman.

The element of Fire gives a pointed head of the penis, this looks the most elegant. The rim at the base of the penis is curved and asymmetrical.
The secret, similar to viscous mucus, is useful for the female digestive system.

Fire sperm is hot, pinkish in color, with a bitter taste, it is characterized by profuse ejaculation with volcanic pulsating spray. Adversely affects the skin, causes burns and allergies.

Fiery men are passionate and insatiable, they love to take the initiative in bed and subdue their partner. They are encouraged to create an erotic atmosphere for making love by candlelight.

It is important for a fiery man to control himself during intercourse and do everything possible to prolong the time of pleasure.

To balance the energy of the "fiery9raquo; member women need to be in the position of the rider more often. For lovemaking, it is useful to use ice cubes.

The element of the Earth bestows a member with a powerful, thick head and a thick ring at the base. The body of the penis is developed, with protruding veins.

Earth knows no shame and loves experiments, it has slow ejaculation and a neutral temperature of sperm. It often contains lumps. Sperm is yellowish, with a sweet taste and pleasant aroma.

Men with such sperm are contraindicated in frequent ejaculations, and in order to maintain good spirits, he needs regular exercise.

If the form of the penis and sperm simultaneously correspond to the Earth type, then together they have a healing effect on the genitals of women suffering from cervical erosion and infertility.

To maintain the valuable qualities that the seed of the Earth possesses, a man needs to eat boiled rice, green tea and red wine. The disadvantages of such sperm are that if the man himself is not healthy, then its negative qualities are amplified many times over.

The sperm of a healthy Earth-type male has a beneficial effect on the skin.

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Hairdressing has been popular since ancient times, we ourselves regularly visit the salon, but have you ever thought about hairdressing and your hair? Wealthy wealthy Egyptians bought themselves an expensive special.

Potato cream soup with bacon - Photo recipe

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Interview: Irina Kuzmicheva

VIRGINITY AND HER "LOSS" SOCIETY STILL pays great attention. We already know that in the traditional ideas about the first sex there are a lot of heteronormative patriarchal attitudes. The reality is more complicated: the first experience does not necessarily involve penetration, and the myth that the first sex cannot be pleasant and must be painful often leads to the fact that women experience violence. In addition, it is for the first time that there is a high probability, instead of (or in addition to) orgasm, to experience awkwardness, disappointment and shame. We asked different people to describe what their first sexual experience was like and how it influenced their later relationships and sexuality.

Kira

I experienced sexual abuse at an early age. Memory blocked it for a very long time. When I realized what exactly happened, I was afraid that there might not be a sexual life after that. But everything worked out. My first partner was older than me: I was twenty-one years old, he was thirty-three. I was very religious, I believed that sex should only be after marriage, so I waited so long. Then I realized that this approach is not at all close to me: it is important that the partner suits me in all respects, and there can be a lot of surprises with sex after marriage.

Before sex, we met for about six months, got used to each other, caressed. But sex with penetration was very special. My partner rented a room in a country hotel, ordered wine, lit candles. I also prepared - went to the gynecologist. She said that the main thing is not to worry, to relax. It was evident that she was pleased with my awareness.

The man was experienced. Everything was mutual and very pleasant. After the first night and beyond, we could lie for a long time and discuss what we liked, what we didn’t like, what we would like to try. He constantly complimented me, my body, admired when something was especially cool. We have met more than three years, it’s great to know each other, including what we like about sex. And now I like to discuss sex, I can send a partner. True, not everyone reacts calmly, many are embarrassed to discuss sex, offended when I say what I like. For me it was a revelation. If I'm in pain or uncomfortable, I'll stop. If I don't want sex, I won't make excuses. And I understand that a partner may not want sex or be too tired. Even the fact that my partner may not get up will not change my opinion about my own sexuality: I understand that there may be a million physiological reasons, or I just don’t excite him as much as we thought - it happens.

After the first partner, I had no less cool sex only with the second one, we also met with him for about three years. I realized that before sex I need to know a person, want him and feel safe with him. Otherwise, nothing will work.

Elena

My first experience was at the age of twenty. I dated a guy for over six months. We loved each other and decided it was time to take it to the next level. He was also twenty, I was supposed to be his second girlfriend. For lack of another option, we chose an extremely unfortunate place - a student hostel, where there is always noise and yelling, the door is pulled endlessly. I could not relax, my hips clenched, my teeth clenched. In romance novels, they write how “a jade rod broke into the cave of the divine lotus,” but that rod timidly stamped in the dressing room. After an hour of ordeal, the guy still could not enter me: I was either hurt or scared. We decided that we would try next time. And here we are, talking, he caresses me with his hand and suddenly makes a sharp movement. My eyes darkened, in the lower abdomen - a hell of a pain. I did not even understand what had happened, and for another minute I screamed and writhed. It turned out that the guy decided to “deprive” my virginity with his hand.

I started bleeding heavily. I went barefoot to the shared shower on the floor, a trail of blood trailed behind me. I remember the fear very well, how I stand on a rusty shower tray, cry and see that blood is flowing from me, I don’t know what to do. The guy bought me pads, I somehow got home, everything flowed down my legs in the subway. For another week I was bleeding, as during heavy periods, and then there was no menstruation for six months. Ten years have passed, and the cycle has not recovered.

The stupidest thing I did then was not to tell anyone. Mom would have taken me to a gynecologist, but I was ashamed to admit it to her. As well as all the doctors I went to after. Then I was able to give birth to children, and so I didn’t tell a single gynecologist about it - I still don’t know exactly what happened. Now I am a maniac in terms of gynecology, I constantly take tests, do ultrasounds.

We broke up with that guy. Six months later, I already had calm sex, everything was fine - and this time I consider it the first. I still feel the trauma. I like sex in itself, but if during it something hurts or pricks me, then there can be no talk of any pleasure. It's pointless to approach me without lubrication. I told about it to warn you, as it definitely should not be.

Alexei

My first sexual experience was quite late, at twenty-four, with a guy. A few years later I had my first experience with a girl. Both times were enjoyable. Before sex with a guy, I was very insecure; I used to communicate with a girl for several years, but because of shyness and insecurity, I didn’t go beyond kisses. Apparently, because of this, she began to consider me just a friend - but for me she was something like Blok's Beautiful Lady, I wrote songs to her. When we went skiing to the dacha in winter, and I, stirring the coals in the stove, offered to try to live together, she replied that she was getting married in the summer. It was then that I began to discover the other side of myself. The first sex with a guy turned out to be easier, more trusting, more pleasant than I thought - especially closeness itself, touch. Well, it helped to accept yourself, your body, desires. The experience with the girl later was also easier than I thought.

On the one hand, sex is only part of the relationship, I think that you can’t build anything on it alone. On the other hand, this implies great trust, sincerity, and in this respect I am a selective person. Love or being in love spiritualizes sexual intimacy for me.

Peter

I had my first experience of oral sex early: I was fifteen, my girlfriend was a year older. We met at a concert, kissed the same evening, it was my first kiss. There were severe frosts, so I immediately began to visit her - only on Sundays, the other days were busy with my studies. We usually spent all our time in her room. Her father, a police major, was in the next room, so we turned on the Aria group loudly. From talking and hugging, we moved on to more passionate kisses and caresses.

She didn't mind being naked, but she didn't want to see me more than bare-chested. She had already had a sexual experience with penetration, physically painful, and she didn't want to repeat it. So we came to cunnilingus. I was interested in any sexual experience, and she was glad of such closeness. We continued to meet on Sundays. I liked everything, but I nevertheless made it clear that I was interested in other practices. She decided that I wanted to do something that once hurt her. Because of this, we broke up. Perhaps I was too insistent.

My first blowjob is preceded by an incident that cannot be left unmentioned. In the sixth or seventh grade, I witnessed oral rape. After physical education, my classmates in the locker room fell on the boy, and one of them touched his lips with a member. The victim was teased for a long time as “lowered”, he began to miss classes, he had to transfer. It was so terrible that I tried to forget about it as soon as possible. But, probably, blowjob subconsciously became associated with humiliation.

I had my first blowjob experience during my university years. I knew that I liked one friend, but she did not attract me very much. Once she called to visit "play pranks." Curiosity got the better of me and I went. She laughed, I was shy, it amused her even more. Sex lasted about an hour, I could not finish. Then she offered to give a blowjob, I agreed - but in the process I began to feel even more insecure. The erection began to disappear. I brought the girl to orgasm with my fingers. We drank tea and I left.

I was glad that it was so easy to have sex, although I still felt like I was being used. The girl also blabbed everything to mutual friends. Soon I lost interest in sex for a long time, probably one of the reasons was this experience.

Veronica

It is dangerous to fall under the influence of an abuser - especially when he becomes the first partner. I met a guy on the app. I was in love - and it didn’t matter to me that I had to travel an hour and a half by metro to meet, and then listen to a tirade about being ten minutes late. I dreamed that the first partner would become my husband, and I wanted this with him. Although we had only known each other for a month, I was ready to follow a person blindly.

His demands began gradually, from “I will be with you”, “Everything will be fine” to “I need this!”, “I have been waiting for a month, this has never happened to a single girl.” Only three years later, I understand that he put pressure on me. And I can’t forget the phrase that constantly accompanied our intimate life: “Say thanks for not going to the left. Others get out of the house every Friday.”

Of course, I was afraid, for me it was a serious step: I thought that virginity makes a girl valuable. Now, of course, it is clear that I was wrong. The first time I was able to say "no", but I was afraid of losing him - and after another persuasion, I agreed. I came to visit him. He is a chef by training, I was hoping to see something unusual, but he just ordered rolls and bought wines. We drank, and I doubted until the end. But two bottles of wine made themselves felt, and we ended up in the room. I didn’t feel pain or fear, I completely relaxed. He was very attentive and listened to all my requests. He repeated: “Do not be afraid”, “I will be with you”, but I did not have time to get pleasure. He said that he had not had a girlfriend for a long time, which is probably why it all ended before he even started. After sex, we took a shower, hugged and talked about everything and nothing. It was the only moment in two years of relationship that I would not want to change.

After some time, he began to blackmail me with betrayal and parting. When he wanted sex (not just every day, but preferably in the morning and evening), he thought that I needed to forget about the headache, twisted leg or menstruation. My work and studies also did not play a role. A month later, I moved in with him. He became tougher, every day he needed to change something. He wanted to be what he could not be in public - a tyrant, domineering - and he splashed all this out in bed. We had sex everywhere: in the kitchen, in the bedroom, on the balcony and even on the roof. But the worst thing is that he demanded oral sex every day. He stopped talking with his girlfriends, read social media, checked calls, made scandals.

Two years later, I went to my parents in another city for two weeks, and ended up staying for a month. I understood that I did not want to return to that horror. He offered to go to the sea together, and I decided to give the relationship one last chance. When we arrived, it turned out that he lost all the money on bets. I paid for the rest and returned with a persistent desire to hide. She secretly rented an apartment, moved some of her things there, once took him to work, ordered a car, packed her bags and left, leaving the keys under the rug. For several more months, he continued to call and write to me, asking for forgiveness and begging not to leave him.

At that difficult moment, I met the current man. He was not jealous and did not throw scandals, but helped to understand himself. At first, I was even afraid to talk about sex, but he said that he would wait as long as necessary, that sex was not paramount. Of course, at first it was unusual, I shuddered at every touch and tried in every possible way to delay the moment. It was hard to step over and learn to enjoy the moment. Experts write that it is urgent to contact psychologists, sexologists and other doctors. But I did it myself. In such situations, it is important to understand that there is someone next to you who not only listens, but also hears you. If a partner respects and appreciates you, he will never do what you do not want.

Lena

I grew up in a family where the words "sex" and "dick" were not spoken out loud. Mom taught me to "keep honor from a young age" and follow the rule "Once - one husband." I can't say that she was wrong - I'm just unlucky in the same way that she was with my dad.

We were both students. Then I thought that since she doesn’t give flowers, she doesn’t take her for a walk, then there’s simply no money. Wrong. My "poor student" did not try to do anything, studied weakly and reluctantly, he was repeatedly expelled. The work did not attract him either, he spent his free time playing computer games.

We were both inexperienced virgins. On the one hand, I waited and hoped for emotional intimacy, on the other hand, there was a fear of physiology. But it turned out that everything is not so scary - it only hurts, quickly and incomprehensibly. After sex, adrenaline went off scale, my heart jumped out - but the process itself did not meet my expectations. Now the first sex, like the one with whom he was, seems ridiculous and unpleasant.

My low self-esteem kept me from leaving. Plus, education and sacrifice interfered: “He is not very good, but I will still be with him, because we are connected so much.” I blindly believed that this is how everyone lives, and I'm just afraid of difficulties. After four years of wandering around the apartments, “while there are no parents, we will have time in a quick way,” I put forward an ultimatum: get married. Now I understand that I had to run away, because such ultimatums are not set from great love. Instead, we got married. Sex was oppressed by routine and monotony. He didn't want to learn new things. I have never faked orgasms, but there have been very few. I had no one to compare with, I thought that everyone had such sex.

Four years later, he filed for divorce because I allegedly cheated and did not love him. I began to go to a psychotherapist, and new horizons opened up for me. The sexologist suggested how to cope with the complexes and accept the experience of the past. She explained that bad experiences are just part of working on your life. I started a different life, where the pleasure of orgasm and everything that happens in it in general, depend only on myself and my choice.

I have always liked girls, but I did not realize this report to myself. I fell in love with them, but I thought I was just fascinated by the friendship. And then she didn’t fall in love with a friend, but still she couldn’t call herself a lesbian: you never know who she happens to be with?

I was married for eight years, and I really did not like sex with my husband - but I thought that other women suffer the same way. My husband shamed me and called me frigid because I don't want penetrative sex. I was hurt, unpleasant and even ashamed that I did not like it. And I, in turn, asked my husband to do all sorts of strange things, for example, be more passive. I tried to make him up, persuaded him to put on a skirt, dress, bathrobe. I loosened his hair - he had long, because I forbade him to cut them. He didn't like it, of course. I also constantly offered him sex with a strapon - with me in an active role, of course - he was horrified. It seemed to me that he was just doing everything wrong. And also boring.

Then I wanted a divorce, and when I got it, I decided to meet girls on tinder. On dates with men, I never felt sexual desire, and when I began dating girls, the desire was so strong that it was difficult for me to even think and speak coherently. I was very worried that the person would again not suit me in bed, so the relationship with my first girlfriend began with sex. For the first few seconds, I just looked at her, and it seemed to me that I was about to go crazy with happiness. Since I myself did not like penetrative sex, I decided to just in case ask what she wants me to do with her. She was very embarrassed: "Well, as usual." But I didn't know what "usually" meant. She still had to overcome her embarrassment and explain what she was waiting for. The biggest discovery for me was that there can be so many emotions in sex. I also realized that good sex is in many ways about altruism, and not like it was in my marriage, when we both just wanted to achieve orgasm and that's it. Never before has a man spent so much effort to please me, for no one until then have my desires been so important. So I fell in love imperceptibly because of this altruism.

For a long time I was only in an active role. I did not like penetrative sex in the host role, but a year later it turned out that I was mistaken and it is beautiful. It's so strange, because the same thing happens, but for some reason it was a nightmare with a man, and with a woman - a sky in diamonds.

Pauline

My first and only homosexual experience was when I was in my twenties. I have known the world different ways, including these. I had many homosexual acquaintances, I was in the LGBT group of my city - in it I also met a girl. I can't say that I really liked her, but she liked me. She was attentive and caring, we spent time together, although there was no relationship.

One day I was visiting her. I was supposed to just stay overnight - but after I was in her bed, she admitted that she wanted me. And I didn't refuse. I didn't want it, but I wanted to have the first such experience. Since she was experienced, I expected amazing emotions and all the most beautiful things that can be in sex.

While she was in the shower, I was very worried, looking forward to it. And so she came out. "What should I do?! How to behave?!” - spinning in my head when she started kissing me. She went down. And - nothing happened. In fact, nothing out of the ordinary happened. There were no enchanting sensations, no vivid emotions, no amazing impressions. It was just the first experience, and nothing more. We quickly finished and went to bed. I digested what happened in my head. Emotions jumped from interest to disappointment. And yet I didn't regret it.

Our sex has remained only sex. The only thing I learned from that time is that cunnilingus for a girl is not for me. In general, this sex became for me a “test” of my bisexuality and helped me understand myself a little better.